February 2012
l0uis-styles:
louies-carrot-eater:
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When One Direction some to Australia and have a...
Me: YOU HAVE COME TO NARNIA! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! LET ME LOVE YOU!! HEY ISN'T THIS SUN JUST CRAZY HOT.. MAYBE YOU WANT TO TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRTS OR SOMETHING, JUST A SUGGESTION! I DON'T WANT YOU BOYS TO OVERHEAT IN YOUR SHIRTS!! BETTER BE SAFE THAN SORRY! MAYBE WE COULD GO SWIMMING AND THEN YOU CAN KISS ME ALRIGHT? BTW YOU CAN RIDE MUCH MORE THAN KANGAROOS HERE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ;) YOU SHOULD MOVE OUT HERE AND THEN WE CAN GET MARRIED OR MAYBE I COULD COME BACK TO LONDON WITH YOU?!?! OH I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT YOU GUYS ARE COMPLETE AND UTTER SEX GODS AND MY BODY IS TOTALLY READY FOR YOU, JUST COME TO MY BED ALRIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE SOME FUN!! GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Them: lol what?
Me: JUST LOVE ME ALREADY!! TAKE ME RIGHT HERE ON THIS TABLE! I DON'T EVEN CARE IF PEOPLE ARE WATCHING! THEY CAN FILM IT IF THEY WANT AND TAKE PICTURES!! OR WE CAN GO BACK TO YOUR HOTEL OR MY HOUSE AND HAVE A SIXSOME! I THINK YOUR HOTEL WOULD BE BETTER BECAUSE THEN I WLL KNOW WHERE YOU ARE STAYING AND COME STALK YOU!!
Them: Um security...
Me: GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! THATS ONE DIRECTIONS JOB!!! LOVE YOU BOYS, I'LL BE DOWN AT THE BEACH LATER COMPLETELY NAKED IF YOU WANT TO COME SEE ME!
Them: Okay next person!
omg imagine all the directioner friends we’ll all make at the concerts though
Anonymous asked: lol doubt it..
Anonymous asked: no one wants to have sex with you you horny bitch.
Anonymous asked: so you think your going to have sex this year huh?
maybe i should go buy the Alien perfume that harry likes
fml
if im lucky ill meet the boys and they will be like
“um wtf security get this ugly i dont even know what it is, maybe its a dinosaur, anyway get it away from me”
and ill be like “but i love you”
and theyll be like
“ew”
the end.
smallzy: your fans cant wait for you to come down under
silence
silence
smallzy: its okay harry thats what they call it here
Anonymous asked: you are so filthy
im sorry but when i go in for a hug if i meet the boys
depending on who is single at the time as im going in for a hug i am totally just gonna go for it and fucking kiss them
Anonymous asked: yes you do, you admitted it. don't say that you finger yourself on tumblr for everyone to see then expect to not get judgement. its filth
i’m getting so much random hate wtf
Anonymous asked: it's not that hard to understand, you asked if my mummy was proud of me. and i asked you if your mummy was proud of you. clearly my mum would be more proud of me then your mum is of you, because i do not finger myself.
if anybody hurts my boys while their down here in australia i will personally bite your head off and attack you with spoons
Smallzy: Rihanna was sitting in front of your table right?
Louis: OH MY GOD AND SHE BENT OVER RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR TABLE
Anonymous asked: is your mummy proud that you finger yourself?
onedirection-forevermine asked: Woo!! screw that dickhead anon lets fangirl together!!
Anonymous asked: stop trying to change the subject, you finger yourself you disgusting human
Anonymous asked: stop trying to be a smart ass you annoying bitch.
Anonymous asked: you are absolutely disgusting.
Anonymous asked: i was jokinh. i dont stalk you, so dont flatter yourself. but you are disgusting.
Anonymous asked: so what if i do stalk you? you finger yourself...
Reblog if you're scared you won't get a ticket to...
aussies-want-you-harry-styles:
hi-were—one-direction:
We could miss out on this:
yes omg im so scared
Anonymous asked: and there is a lot of things wrong with it
Anonymous asked: you obviously do and you werent joking because if you were you would have answered it on here instead of telling the person who asked to ask on your personal blog instead.
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